Quirky Idea Seeker T-Shirts

The idea for tiny drink umbrellas is conceived.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Hay Rides $10

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Family members!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Static cling."

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

"Am I sensing fear?"

Unicorn Working From Home

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

The lesser of two evils.

"People were steal his ideas"

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'