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"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"And if you'd like to support this podcast, you can stand naked in a corn field at midnight tonight."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Bright idea

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Fishing for Birds

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Elevator Pitch

Football Crazy strip six

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

Patents office.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

New Idea

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

'Come in please, I have something I'd like to bounce off you!'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Day in, day out, dodging traffic, dashing back and forth. And for what? Nuts. My whole life wasted on a bunch of nuts.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

People Liked Running Things Past Michael

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'