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"I can't stand women's toe-roots peeping out from their shoes!"

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Football Crazy strip six

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'