Quirky Thoughts Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can't stand women's toe-roots peeping out from their shoes!"

The Map of the human brain

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Football Crazy strip six

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.