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'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"You're statistically impossible - go away!"

"Try and be interesting."

"There's a suggestion we lack communication skills."

Hats and Food

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

Karataoke

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Fishing for Birds

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Football Crazy strip six

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Imagine

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

The Frankenstein snowman.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

Tasty.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Man with Cat on his Head

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

Love Tap

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Mom $50 Pop $35