Quirky Enthusiast T-Shirts

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'What's wrong with you?'

Checked zebra

'You always get one!'

"That's what I hate about you Pennington, you're such a show off"

Terrainspotters.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"God, you're so random."

"It's all right if you sing to yourself. Why is it peculiar if you talk to yourself?"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Look over there. That's the crazy balloon animal lady!'

'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Circus News

Can I call you back? I suddenly need to sprint into the other room and back for no apparent reason.

Hats and Food

Karataoke

Fishing for Birds

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Imagine

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."