Quirky Enthusiast Pillows

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Checked zebra

'You always get one!'

"That's what I hate about you Pennington, you're such a show off"

Terrainspotters.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"It's all right if you sing to yourself. Why is it peculiar if you talk to yourself?"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Look over there. That's the crazy balloon animal lady!'

'I enjoy macrame, dissecting small rodents.' The dog's reply - 'I wish I wasn't this man's best friend.'

Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Circus News

Hats and Food

Fishing for Birds

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Imagine

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'