Quirky Quirky Enthusiasts Pillows

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Football Crazy strip six

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

The Remote Olympics

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What's wrong with you?'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

The crown

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"Are you trying to tell me something, dearest?"

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'