Quirky Personality Enthusiasts Pillows

"I'm not either a control freak!"

Football Crazy strip six

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What's wrong with you?'

She was always an introvert.

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

Circus News

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

'You always get one!'

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'