Quirky Personality Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm not either a control freak!"

Football Crazy strip six

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

Circus News

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Have we got a show for you!"

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

We have a lot in common. I'm free range and he's off the leash.

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'You always get one!'

'You'll have to excuse my brother. He's a little different.'

Conclusions Drawn: Still lives at home with Mom and Dad.