Quirky Personality Appreciator Gifts

"He's a non-conformist"

Sign on a shopper: 'Yes actually I do own the pavement'.

'I wish they'd look for a different virus. I'm just too gregarious to be isolated.'

'All of your issues are prickly issues.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'

"Well, there are cat people and dog people and..."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"I'm a monster."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Overkill, dude."

Cheesie Rider

God with Earth Controller

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

Mummy Shrink.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"Curiosity."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Pianist.

"We're making progress."

"High Fashion"

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'Freudian slip '

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"Whaaat? It's casual Friday isn't it?"