Quirky Personality Admirer Gifts

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Giant Sale!

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

New York Scatological Society

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

A mad scientist.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

She was always an introvert.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

The Neighbours from Hell....

"You're not from around here...are you?"

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.