Quirky Personality Admirer T-Shirts

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

New York Scatological Society

Giant Sale!

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

A mad scientist.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

The Neighbours from Hell....

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"You're not from around here...are you?"

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'