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'You hate me. I like that in a man.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Nun Fight.

Hats and Food

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Football Crazy strip six

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

My Spam Sketchbook

"Is the garbage fresh?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"The usual."

Cat art exhibition.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Early days in the cloning lab.

A mad scientist.