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'You hate me. I like that in a man.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Hats and Food

Nun Fight.

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Football Crazy strip six

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Is the garbage fresh?"

My Spam Sketchbook

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"The usual."

Cat art exhibition.

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

A mad scientist.

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'