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"He's a bit OCD with his spaghetti."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Football Crazy strip six

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

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"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Bald man with a brush on his head

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

A mad scientist.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Flatware Follies.

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

The Neighbours from Hell....

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

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"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

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