Quirky Personality Explorer T-Shirts

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Real Estate Personals

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Bald man with a brush on his head

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Unnatural History Museum

Fly fishing.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

The Collective Unconscious

Tandem cyclists

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.