Quirky Personality Explorer Gifts

'What kind of person are you?! Answer this yes or no question and you'll find out. . . Have you ever dropped food on the floor and went ahead and served it to guests?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Real Estate Personals

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Bald man with a brush on his head

The first transatlantic communication.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Fly fishing.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Unnatural History Museum

"Nah. I'm a crow. Some jerk put bleach in the birdbath."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

The Collective Unconscious

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Tandem cyclists

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.