Personality Explorer Gifts

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'I've got the results back from your multi-dimensional personality test...it's important to remember that everyone is different and one personality is not better or worse just different...'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Psychology 101

"Dude, loosen up!"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'I AM a nurturing guy. Dump me and you'll find I nurse a grudge forever!'

Waiting Room - Type B's only.

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

He came off as being friendly, in a wooden kind of way.

"Well, what do you think, doc? What does my handwriting tell you about my personality?"

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

This is your brain on cartoons

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Motorway of the Self

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.