Personality Exploration Gifts

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

Mad or Noamd.

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'No - I would hardly describe myself as that. . .No let us simply say I am biding my time until something turns up. . . Yes, I surprise 'Slob' would be the best word in the long run.'

"I'm too old to be incorrigible, and too young to be crusty. I'll have to be just plain offensive for a while."

IntroBert

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

This is your brain on cartoons

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Motorway of the Self

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"