Personality Study Gifts

"I had hoped the extroverts would talk to the introverts, but they're just talking to each other."

'Their different temperaments make them surprising effective as a team.'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"He gets easily abstracted."

"I have 25 patients in my counselling group...Mrs Sherman, Mr Martin, and Mr Martins 23 other personalities."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

If you were an iceberg...

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Must you always be so negative?

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

H. J. Eysenck

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

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I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

Personality Test - No Result

Personality testing...

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Now that I know my personality type, I have an excuse for behaving exactly the same."

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'