Personality Analysts Gifts

Panache shoots down Charisma.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

If you were an iceberg...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Pink Freud

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

Film critic critics

H. J. Eysenck

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

Personality Test - No Result

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

Types of people who live in my house

'Unfortunately, that's not John, but his second self.'

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

'I get better results with a live elephant and an invisible fence.'

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'