Persona Analyst Gifts

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

If you were an iceberg...

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

H. J. Eysenck

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Film critic critics

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

Home/work masks.

Public Speaking Shoes

Kiss me quik dating service

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Double personality

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Panache shoots down Charisma.

"There, that's better" - customer focus.

"Well your client feedback is very positive, 90% judged you excellent,5% exceptionally good and the remaining 5% want to have your children."

Bloggers Anonymous.

A Good Judge.

"I thought I liked him despite his affectations. It turned out all I really liked were his affectations."