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A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

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'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

If you were an iceberg...

" ... and here's where you took vacation."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

H. J. Eysenck

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

Film critic critics

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

'You say here you're a people person.'

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

Home/work masks.

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'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Double personality

"Tia Carmen packed my lunch today. She thinks cafeteria servings are way too small."

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

Panache shoots down Charisma.

"There, that's better" - customer focus.

"Well your client feedback is very positive, 90% judged you excellent,5% exceptionally good and the remaining 5% want to have your children."

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A Good Judge.

"I thought I liked him despite his affectations. It turned out all I really liked were his affectations."