Persona Explorer Pillows

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Letter writing lady.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Let's try some word disassociation

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.