Online Persona Explorer Pillows

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

"That guy isn't really famous...just Google famous."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Let's try some word disassociation

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

The world of interpersonal relationships was dealt a blow today when John Gray, author of Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, finally came out of the closet. In other news...

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'Which one shall I get?'

Some Friends From Work

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

I just don't identify as a bald eagle

Your online profile didn't say you were a bottom feeder.

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'If I were you I'd spend most of my time trying to be someone else.'

"I keep changing my profile picture."

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

The four personality types. Optimistic. Pessimistic. Cautiously optimistic. Cautiously pessimistic.

"Dude, loosen up!"

Social Death

Social media is where it's @.