Online Persona Explorer Prints

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'According to your social network activities, you're a man-mad, boozy little hussy. You can start working here tomorrow.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Psychology 101

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Man chooses head from cupboard.

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

I just don't identify as a bald eagle

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"I keep changing my profile picture."

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."

'You look exactly like your tweets.'

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."

Social Death

'I'm 50 percent lovable and 50 percent bitch. Don't push it.'

'So tell me about yourself. Where do you blog?'

"Dude, loosen up!"

Black Sheep

'...I still think I'd be happier if I were you.'