Persona Enthusiast Pillows

Public Speaking Shoes

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

Closet.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Which one of us is me?"

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Home/work masks.

Millennial

Name

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Jemaine Clement

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Kids Gang.

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."