Persona Enthusiast Pillows

Public Speaking Shoes

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Nick Cave

My Spam Sketchbook

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Closet.

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Of course I have an imaginary alter-ego. You'll find it on Facebook."

"Which one of us is me?"

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

"You're under arrest for consumer Freud."

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Jemaine Clement

Name

"Always standing out from the crowd."

Millennial

Home/work masks.

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

Kids Gang.

'I'm not a hawk or a dove. I'm a dog!'

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'

"I was born a doughboy but I identify as a crescent roll."

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."