Fictional Persona Fan Pillows

My Spam Sketchbook

Silence of the Chickens...

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Halloween sculptor

"Look on the dark side."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Henry Moore

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Public Speaking Shoes

Home/work masks.

Camouflage Waldo

Jemaine Clement

"Well, if you can't accept me as I really am, have you seen my Facebook page?"

"Low ones first...then we'll have you back on the high ones in now time..."

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

Johnny Paycheck thinking of his stage name.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

'Not the 'Grizzlydog2576'? I love your posts!'