Type-a Personality Fan Pillows

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

What does aloof mean?

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"I'm a monster."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Elton John

Dua Lipa caricature

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

"Look on the dark side."

David Letterman

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

She was always an introvert.

Vannamania

Mixed Nuts

Stephen Fry

Amy Schumer

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Elvis fans

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Antonio Banderas

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."