Type A Enthusiast Pillows

'I would definitely say I'm a 'type A' personality.'

"I started a collection!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Macho man body building club.

You're my Statue of Liberty

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"I was a best seller! I sold millions of copies! Now look at me, a glorified coaster."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

The $68.00 comeback special

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

Books - As Seen on TV.

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

Inserts

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

Born leader

"I'm sorry, sir. The manager said, you bought it, tough s**t."

"I don't care if you're an alpha male now! I'm still your mother and you'll do as you're told! Got it?!"

"That stabbing pain in your abs -- that's your body telling you it'd rather be on the beach."

American Eagle inflates the White House using a Pump

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?