Saying Enthusiast Pillows

...Do you remember the exact time the wind changed?

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Male On Sunday

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."