Sayings Enthusiast Pillows

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'I'm making a collection of all the cute sayings my parents pass off as coming from me.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Censorship.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Male On Sunday

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

Bad Career Move

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Censorship is killing free society.

'I inherited therefore I am'

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?