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'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'I'm making a collection of all the cute sayings my parents pass off as coming from me.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Male On Sunday

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Bad Career Move

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"I used to try and lead by example, but now I'm trying contemporary dance."

"Welcome to the show, Mr. Edwards. Tell us about your new book."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

Lady mimics The Scream.