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'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Gold versus Knowledge

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

Poet and Peasant

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

'try moderation next time!'

Garbage is a collector's item.

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

Lemonade and counsel

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Germ of truth, virus of candor, bacterium of straight-talk.

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.