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My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'I followed the old Wall Street adage and 'sold in May and went away.' That was in '74. Too bad there's no return adage.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

"I like the elephant in the room. With his memory he never screws up our lunch order!"

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'try moderation next time!'

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

"I didn't say: 'He doesn't bite'. I said: 'His bark was worse than his bite'."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

YOL9.

"...and this is my better half...!"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

Einstein's brain.

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

How Bob wound up with a whole mess of rules.

When in Rome Do as the Romans Do.

Drink is a curse.

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'We could at least go to hell in a private handcart!'

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

'Didn't you order the 'everything' bagel?'

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

You can spot an egoist by the gleam in his 'I'.

"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"

As it were

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

"My situation may not be the greatest, but I'll tell you this - I'm worth two of you!"