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Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

John Cooper Clarke

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

"Looks like the server is down again."

'try moderation next time!'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

Garbage is a collector's item.

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

Lemonade and counsel

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Hypochondria is 100% fatal."

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

'I know life is a funny thing, but is it funny ha-ha or funny peculiar?'

'Keep your eye upon the hole -- and not upon the donut.'

Frying pan tells other utensils: 'So anyway, the Pot called the Kettle black and that's when it really kicked off ...'

Wisdon and opinions

You can spot an egoist by the gleam in his 'I'.

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

One last book

"A kiss will make your boo-boo feel better...but my remedio of cayenne pepper and sugar will cure it!"

"I have a love of words, too."

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'