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'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Gold versus Knowledge

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

Poet and Peasant

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'try moderation next time!'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

Garbage is a collector's item.

'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."