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'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Lesser known greek gods,

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He just said his first word!"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Tequila Mockingbird

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

Shell Fire

Apricots

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Loopholes

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Dyslexic Cattle Ranch

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

We pay the maximum minimum wage.

'So who's smoking?'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'