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150th Anniversary Civil War Reenactment. We're not big history buffs --- We just like saying "sesquicentennial"!

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Signing the declaration of independence.

The Oxford Comma Coin