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'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Historic Bank Jobs.

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

I love you.

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

Two Eggs Any Style

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Victorian Gentleman

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"