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'May I say how delightful it is to hear he use of the word 'Egad'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grandma's caf

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Ladies by the seaside

"I love these old decorations!"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

1930's Lady.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Historic Bank Jobs.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

I love you.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Two Eggs Any Style

Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

Victorian Gentleman

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'