Vintage Vocabularian T-Shirts

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'Dr Johnson, it's very interstyng, but ov wat use is this Dicshunry of yors?'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

La Dame aux Camelias

"Sometimes, occasionally, from time to time, now and then, periodically I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

Gunswinger

Not what he meant.

"When was this license issued?"

What Is Joe Biden Thinking When He Uses Words like Malarkey?

"What a pity! Mr Grogan took it on the lam not more than five minutes ago."

Thatcher's child

Mother Hubbard 2011

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Shaketh."

Wordplay: Mind Games.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Early American Think Tank.