Words Of Wisdom Enthusiast T-Shirts

'try moderation next time!'

Average puts you just as close to the bottom as the top.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

'In general, do the right thing.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

Male On Sunday

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

Hypatia

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I'll give you some advice. When you're up to your nose, keep your mouth shut."

'Today I learned a little grammar in the classroom and LOTS of vocabulary on the playground!'

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

You can't spell wife without WE. You can't spell husband without US.

"I love quinoa, but freekeh is more fun to say."

Meaning of Life $5.00

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

"Try letting go."