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"This time you can start over without the hubris of youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Down With Wikipedia

Gold versus Knowledge

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

Hypatia

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Scale indicates the value of books.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

Poet and Peasant

Plato

'try moderation next time!'

Garbage is a collector's item.

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

Zeno Gives Directions

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

Fortune Cookies

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'