Wisdom Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

National Everything Awareness Day

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Gold versus Knowledge

Down With Wikipedia

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Stephen Fry.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Hypatia

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."