Wisdom Enthusiasts Mugs

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"...And that's the Meaning of Life right now -- Be sure to check back regularly for updates."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

National Everything Awareness Day

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Oh, crap.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Czarcasm

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Down With Wikipedia

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Oscar Wilde

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Hypatia

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'