Wisdom Admirer Mugs

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

Meaning of Life $5.00

Poet and Peasant

"Try letting go."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Counsellor is an owl.