Wisdom Admirer Pillows

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Archimedes statue with a lever

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

Gold versus Knowledge

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

Poet and Peasant

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Try letting go."

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Think about this, Kid...If I knew the meaning of life, would I be spending mine, sitting on the top of a mountain?'

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"The secret of my long life is coffee....how did you guess?"

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'

Counsellor is an owl.