Wisdom Appreciator Pillows

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Gold versus Knowledge

Late-Onset Epiphany

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

Old and young

'Don't be silly, dear. You don't look a day over one hundred eighty three.'

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'How rich is too rich?'

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

Scale indicates the value of books.

Figure of Eight

Ten Commandments T-Shirt