Wise Soul Appreciator Pillows

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

William Tell in his younger years.

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Jim was busy detoxing his negative thinking patterns.

Life is just four letters...

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Future Old People

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

I wonder if they can think...

Garbage is a collector's item.

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

When I was young I worked at being hip, now I hope my hip keeps working.

Past, Present, Future Thoughts

'It gives me a different perspective on things.'

"With such a gentle nature, you'll have no problem finding a job in any riding school..."

Monkey, do you think I'm wasting my life at this cafe? I serve coffee and scones, make small talk with strangers and regulars, clean up their messes and the bathroom. Tell my problems to a mute monkey who doesn't even listen and thinks only about food. House of Java.net Cybercafe. That's right, I'm on to you.

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

Are we inviting invisible friends?

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

"I'm too big for a pinata party. I'm too old! Too mature!"

Pie Chart To Show People Who Fit In.

"He self identifies as old."

"Solitude is more fun in groups."

New Geriatric Aid.