Spiritual Appreciator Pillows

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"That isn't allowed either."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Nadal's bottles

Corporate Entertainment Area

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

Indian Face Painting

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

After-Death Mints

"Surprise!"

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."