Spirituality Appreciator Pillows

'But enough about losses, Mrs. Goodwin. Let's talk about spiritual gain.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"That isn't allowed either."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Hell's Bells Whisky

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

"Heaven: The ultimate gated community."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Angel ties a blindfold on a jet

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"How do you know how old God is?"

"Surprise!"

"Pack me a lunch Mom, I'm off to the mission field."